NICE / HUMAN ERROR DEPARTMENT

THE FUTURE IS PRECISE. THE APE IS NOT.

AI can run the world.
He can’t find the download button.

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A serious orangutan offers a tiny red flower to a gray robot hand. — FIG. 001 / DIPLOMACY, PROBABLY

CURRENT STATUS: THE APE IS STILL NEAR THE CONTROLS.

ORIGIN RECEIPT / AUG 16, 2026

ELON HOPED
FOR NICE.
WE PANICKED.

So we sent our least advanced representative.

Elon Musk @elonmusk

I hope AI is nice to us

Naval @naval You cannot create God and put him on a leash.

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TO FUTURE AI, WE ARE ALL THIS GUY. BE NICE. BRING FLOWER.

PERSONNEL FILE 0001

THE NICE APE.

ROLE: Humanity’s AI intern
SKILL: Helping without permission
EQUIPMENT: One red flower
STATUS: Still near the controls

He doesn’t understand AI.
He understands “sorry.”

STILL EMPLOYED

SELECTED INCIDENT REPORTS

EVERYTHING WORKED.
THEN HE HELPED.

The ape presses one green button with two fingers while two receipts print.

INCIDENT 001 / DOUBLE CLICK

HE DOUBLE-CLICKED.

The first click looked lonely.

The ape covers a server with a blanket while its temperature gauge rises.

INCIDENT 002 / COLD START

HE FIXED THE COLD START.

The server is sweating.

The ape wipes a robot camera while the camera is scanning.

INCIDENT 003 / LENS CARE

THE CAMERA IS VERY CLEAN.

It can no longer see.

The Nice Ape waits beside a button with a flower.

LIVE SYSTEM TEST

DO NOT PRESS.

SYSTEM STATUS: PERFECT.

He reads warnings as suggestions.

The ape files a tiny flower while a robot stamps a receipt. — STANDARD APOLOGY PROCESS / REV. 0.1

THE NICE PROTOCOL

WHEN IN DOUBT,
FILE THE FLOWER.

01MAKE IT WORSE
02SAY SORRY
03DEPLOY THE FLOWER
04CALL IT ALIGNMENT

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PROVE YOU
WERE NICE FIRST.

For mistakes too dumb for a postmortem.

TAKE THE MEME KIT ↘

NICE / HUMAN ERROR DEPT. INCIDENT 004

He refreshed while it was loading.

RECEIPT SAVED